Evil Corpolongo

Evil Corpolongo is the drunken alter-ego of Bryan Corpolongo. While he has never appeared on the show, Brian has caught him on video and posted the evidence of his existence to the VIP section.

Background
What is most prominent about Evil Corpolongo is his erratic, destructive behavior and sense of invincibility. When anyone attempts to correct him or put him down in this state, he often replies with the phrase: "Do you even know who I am?" This is often followed by more abraisive behavior in which he often refers to his accusers as 'Johnny' followed by an obvious descriptor (i.e., Johnny-white-hair to an old man, Johnny-hotdog to a hotdog ventor, etc.)

According to various accounts, Evil Corpolongo only appears while Bryan is in an incredibly drunken state and Bryan himself remembers little, if anything, about his escapades in this form. He often refers to periods of extreme drunkenness and his time as Evil Corpolongo as "blackout", suggesting that he has little to no control over himself in this state.